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Naughty America.

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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

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Is Tyler here?

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Just the person I wanted to see.

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What did I do?

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What did you do?

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Did you think I was going to miss that
huge hole in my glass patio door?

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Um. Um.

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Come on. It wasn't me. It wasn't you.

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Go sit down.

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Go. We're not done about this. Let's go.

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What do you mean it wasn't you?

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What? You and Tyler are always in the
backyard with that basketball.

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It's an $1 ,100 window.

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Why can't you find a basketball court?
Why is that so hard? Because you can't

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play pools at basketball courts. Why do
you need to play pool basketball?

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That's not even a sport.

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Spring break.

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I know, and I'm sure you and Tyler are
so happy to get to spend time together

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because you're both at separate
colleges, but you can't come here and

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house.

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You can't.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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All you have to say is, I'm sorry.

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You have got to quit messing my house
up. Since y 'all were little, that's all

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you did.

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Trash this.

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Break that.

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Lose this. I don't know what happened to
that.

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It was his fault.

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It was his fault. And of course, Tyler
says, it's your fault. And we do this

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round and round since y 'all were this
tall.

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Why can't y 'all just go find something,
like, mature to do?

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Be a little more articulate.

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Thought you were grown up now.

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Well, you look really pretty when you're
mad.

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That is so not going to get you out of
trouble. But seriously.

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You remember when I asked you to go to
prom with me?

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Why are you even going to bring that up
now?

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That's crazy.

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You're still a little kid to me.

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I'm not a little kid. I'm in college.
I'm grown up. Oh, you're in college.

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You're all grown up now. Yeah.

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You just still throw basketballs through
windows.

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That wasn't my fault.

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That wasn't your fault. No.

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You and Tyler always say the same thing.
But you are awfully cute when you're

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getting yelled at.

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Yeah.

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I can't even be thinking like this. I
can't think like this about my kid's

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friend.

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Come on. Come on.

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I mean, you know, he's at everybody's
place.

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for a couple days, so I'm not going to
be here. I can't believe I'm even

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thinking about this. It's so wrong on so
many levels.

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You kind of owe it to me since you
didn't go to prom with me. I owe it to

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You put a hole in my window.

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It wasn't my fault.

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I guess maybe you owe it to me.

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Maybe. Maybe.

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You do have scruff now. Yeah, see?

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I'm all grown up.

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Doesn't make you appear to be at least a
little older.

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Show me what you got little boy.

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That seems nice.

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Mm -hmm

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One word of this for Tyler and I swear
to God I'll rip your balls off.

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I don't know.

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and and and and

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Yes, they're gonna fucking click.

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Oh god, I'm so scared.

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Yeah. Ooh.

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Ooh.

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Oh.

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Ooh.

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Slap my fucking ass.

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Yeah.

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Slap it. Oh, fuck yeah.

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Yeah.

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Fucking come all over me. I want you to
see

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Naughty America.

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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

